Pumpkins on Parade

MARTHA and the CHORUS exit. GRANDMA comes to the center.

GRANDMA

THERE ARE PUMPKINS ON PARADE

SOME ON FLOATS PILED UP HIGH

SOME ON SKATES GO ROLLING BY

JACK O' LANTERNS FROM DOWNSTATE

AND THEY DON'T HAVE A CLUE

WHY THEY'RE COMING AFTER YOU

WITH FIRE IN THEIR EYES

ALARM ALARM AN ALARM FROM THE FARM

THEY MAY BE EVIL AND MEAN YOU HARM

THEY RENTED A TRUCK AND WE'RE IN A MESS

THEY ALL HAVE CELL PHONES WITH GPS

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