Candy With an Attitude

MARTHA starts walking towards Uncle Bob’s door. She approaches, but then runs back to Phil, frightened.

MARTHA / PHIL

WE WANT SOME SERIOUS CANDY

NOT SOME PUNY PIECE

BUT A FABULOUS FEAST

WE WANT SOMETHING LARGER, LARGER,

LARGER!

DIDN'T YOU READ THE LATEST MEMO?

WITH THE INSTRUCTIONS ATTACHED

RIGHT ON THE BACK

TELLING YOU TO SUPERSIZE US,

SUPERSIZE US, SUPERSIZE US!

CANDY WITH AN ATTITUDE

CANDY! NOT SOME VEGAN FOOD

CHOCOLATE, CARAMEL AND NUTS TO DIE

FOR, DIE FOR, DIE FOR!