Chatty Chatty Bats

MARTHA and PHIL ring the doorbell

MARTHA / PHIL

Trick or treat!

UNCLE BOB

Hello children. Don't you look festive. I suppose you'd like some candy. Here you go.

PHIL

Holding up a small wrapper.

Wow.

UNCLE BOB

Well, we have to be sensitive to diet and tooth decay.

MARTHA

On Halloween?

UNCLE BOB

All our holidays need special attention. Why, think of the calories in one chocolate Easter bunny.

PHIL

It's batty.

UNCLE BOB

Did you say "batty"?

MARTHA

Nuts.

UNCLE BOB

Speaking of bats.